viernes, septiembre 23, 2005

Dinorider Musical

Con la llegada de la Semana de la Magia el Castillo Viejo se pone anualmente y sólo por una semana de vuelta y media, cada grupo de Padawans de cada año se esmera porque su promoción sea la mejor.... una de las categorías aparte de las deportivas que en algo mencioné ya es la música. Como somos los Padawans del último año es más tranca pues tenemos más obligaciones, menos tiempo y nos vemos menos... Así que la coordinación es menor. Por ello haré un casting musical con ayuda de mis asistentes Dog Vader, Hipócrates y Pazzo. Robotina dice que cantará alguito.
Alguien sugirió un musical sorpresa de ayuda.... uhmmm... miren esto nomás. Bien que comience el casting... Con ustedes el musical sorpresa de los masters....

Livin' La Vida Yoda

He's into austere living
wattle huts and Rootleaf stew,
The advice that he was giving
It seemed to offer me a clue.
I came, for a Master looking,
following Obi-Wan's advice
He tested me while he was cooking,
I'm afraid that I was not nice.

He will make you climb trees
and go running through the rain,
You'll do crazy handstands
while he watches with his cane
"Boy, you've got to train!" Come on!

"Lift rocks to the sky!",
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
On you he will spy
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
"Boy, there is no try!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

I felt cold and death down below
In a cave, beneath a tree,
He said "in you must go";
I'd find what I took with me.
I stumbled upon Darth Vader
I swung hard, and struck my best.
But since I was the instigator
I knew I had failed the test.

As the smoke cleared finally
I peered down upon the face,
My own visage stared back --
Get me away from this place!
Might I, too, fall from grace? Come on!

His advice I'd defied
While livin' la Vida Yoda
"Beware the Dark Side!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
Training's no piece of pie,
While livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

Saw Han, Leia, and Chewie
They were in pain, that much was clear
"It is the future you see"
At his words, I began to fear
"I must go," I said, "They've been caught"
But his words then stopped me cold.
"You'd destroy all for which they have fought"
I trusted him, so wise and old.

But I saw that vision
over and over again,
As I left he said "Mind what you've learned,
Save you it can!"
But right now I must free Han! Come on!

"Boy, you must not fly!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
But my friends will die!
While I'm livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
You know there's no why
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda,
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

Dog Vader: ¡Eso es patería!
Dinorider: Master Yoda ... ¿qué opina del musical?.... master Yo ... Ups... ehmm ... siguiente candidato!!!

5 comentarios:

  1. ¡Piratas malditos!!! Fuckearon mi canción!!!

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  2. Fiesta Fiesta Yoda Yoda iei...!

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  3. Darth Ricky: tu "fuckeada" canción así suena mejor.
    Y me auno al lero lero del anonymous...
    Tortu: Master Yoda prefiere el techno y el sampling europeo, no le entra mucho a estos ritmos

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  4. Master Yoda7:20 p.m.

    the dark side in the singer I feel

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